Why, pray tell, are you being SUCH. AN. IDIOT? This is terribly impatient and intolerant of me, but I find myself wishing you would just get over it. You're incredibly naive, you're reading things into this that just aren't there, you can't stand not being the centre of attention and just being around you is draining.

Then I feel like an insensitive jerk, because you're genuinely upset and I'm hardly making it better by flying off the handle like this. But don't you realise that you're doing this to yourself? Can't you see that you're digging your own grave? You seem to reel helplessly from one disaster to the next, and I'm so tired of watching the catastrophes unfold. Please, just stop.